Liberals Confused by Non-Boycott

I didn’t go to Chick-Fil-A yesterday, but about five gajillion people did, probably because they support traditional marriage and definitely  because they support Chick-Fil-A COO Dan Cathy’s right to say he supports traditional marriage.

Remember when the Occupiers/hippies were ranting about “corporations” and Wall Street while carrying the products of various publicly traded corporations, such as Apple, and conservatives made all kinds of fun of them?

Well, some liberals think they’ve similarly gotcha’d conservatives over the Chick-Fil-A thing, because many of the people at these events used devices made by companies with pro-gay stances to take photos of people in line at Chick-Fil-A:

Yes, they really are dumb enough to think that because people are NOT boycotting Chick-Fil-A, that they SHOULD boycott Google and Apple.  Why?  Because CONSERVATIVES HATE GAY PEOPLE AND ARE BIGOTS AND JUST HATE HATE HATE ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.

Orrrrr, maybe it’s about free speech after all?

Bert & Ernie Gettin’ Hitched?

The big question is not “Should Bert and Ernie be allowed to marry?”  It is “Why force two asexual puppets into a union neither wants?”

Why?  Because neither Bert nor Ernie’s feelings are nearly as important as the potential lesson for children that the recent invention of homosexual marriage is super hunky-dory.

And maybe it is.  But honestly – there is no way Ernie is gay.  Bert, perhaps.  But not Ernie.  And they’re both likely guaranteed lifetime employment, so it’s not like they need the benefits.

A small, but related, question is “Would anyone force Elmo to marry Grover?”  Of course not.  They’re clearly not interested in each other.  And, sorry to put a damper on anyone’s gossiping fun, but neither are B & E.  They’re just roomies.  Sometimes a bromance is merely that, even when said bros were designed to resemble fruit (sometimes a banana is just a banana).  Conservative Werewolf wishes these humans who are so concerned about Bert and Ernie’s right to wed would figure out that not everything is about sex – at least not for Muppets who only sometimes have legs.

GAY MARRIAGE

Conservative Werewolf should probably say something about NY legalizing gay marriage, but she is tired.

This pretty darn good article in National Review by some guy named Kevin D. Williamson will have to do for now.

Conservative Werewolf will now take Adam Mansbach’s advice and, as read by Samuel L. Jackson,  go the fuck to sleep.