About the Conservative Werewolf

The Conservative Werewolf: Presenting political opinions and analysis from the perspective of another minority group you’d never heard of until now.

Let me guess – you thought werewolves weren’t real.  Bet you thought vampires weren’t real, either.

Don’t feel bad – liberals don’t believe in black gay republicans or the validity of the Laffer curve.

I like:

snowflakes

lunch

Jesus

I do not like:

furries

feminazis

gun control

You should know:

I am female.

I am really really ridiculously good at impersonating liberals (thank you, college).

I will probably not let you know in advance when I am being sarcastic.