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Someday, There Will Be a Movie I Want to See

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on July 1, 2011 by conservativewerewolf

And that day is July 15th.

REMUS LUPIN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!

In the meantime, I suppose I could catch a matinee showing of Larry Douchebag, the nice guy who tries to steal some other shmuck’s wife.  Thank you, Tom Hanks, for explaining how to get through the economic recession.  I’m so glad you understand what we’re going through.

How I wish you weren’t such a loser.  Alas, you are just too smart for common sense.  Or something (crushing on the big-eared one?).