Archive for November, 2011

Eat it, Holder

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on November 15, 2011 by conservativewerewolf

Hey Biden, want to see an African-American who’s “articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking”?

Southern black man Allen West, who resides on no one’s plantation, calls out Eric Holder for his America-hatingness and fatal (for other people) stupidity – otherwise known as Operation Fast and Furious.  Because it was like those car movies.  Like, super cool and shit.  Except, it wasn’t.

You know how you’re not exactly sure what a werewolf  looks  like, but when you see one, you know it? Like, you have a basic idea (furry, with teeth), but you’re not sure of how it’s all put together because you see werewolves so infrequently? Same thing with Allen West’s ballsy manliness.

Will Holder actually resign?  Or, as the question should be, will he be thrown under the bus as Van Jones and Anita Dunn were?  Because, if not, he’ll probably stay because there are too many pussy-footing Republicans who won’t stand up and say the obvious: “That was really really really stupid.  You need to go home now.”

Or maybe I’m wrong.  Maybe every Republican will sign letters asking for his resignation.  So go on, guys – prove me wrong.