Archive for May, 2012

THE BRAIN and Politics

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 18, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

John Sexton at Breitbart points out the foolishness of author (of “The Republican Brain”) Chris Mooney’s assertion that there’s something wrong, something unevolved, in the brains of  Republicans.

Alternet’s Joshua Holland explained at that

“Research suggests that conservatives are, on average, more susceptible to fear than those who identify themselves as liberals. Looking at MRIs of a large sample of young adults last year, researchers at University College London discovered that “greater conservatism was associated with increased volume of the right amygdala. The amygdala is an ancient brain structure that’s activated during states of fear and anxiety.”

The tagline of his article is “Conservatives’ paranoid alternate-reality can be explained by their brain chemistry — and their media choices.”

So stupid libprogs think that a difference between the brains of Democrats and Republicans means Republicans are crazy neanderthals.  You know what the Conservative Werewolf says to that?

Better a Neanderthal than dead.

How many times have I hypothesized that leftists lack normal self-preservation instincts???  How many freaking times???

Well, it all makes sense now. 😛


Romney a vampire?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 14, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

Or doth Obama project too much?

Dern leeches.

Hey, if not liking vampires makes me racist…

[Okay, actually, it was a pro-Obama ad by the Obama campaign that called Bain Capital a vampire… is this what libprogs mean when they say corporations aren’t people?]

Stand your ground?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 8, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

…or keep federal funding?

House Democrats said Tuesday they will offer an amendment to push to overturn stand-your-ground self-defense laws in states like Florida.

The amendment, which would withhold some grants from states that have such laws, will come as part of the House’s debate on the Commerce Department spending bill.

“‘Shoot-first’ laws have already cost too many lives. In Florida alone, deaths due to self-defense have tripled since the law was enacted.

House Democrats did not, however, say whether or not those who died due to self-defense deserved to be shot.


Elizabeth Warren claims to be part Werewolf

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 3, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

I mean, Native American.   I mean, what?



Liz.  Even if your great-great-great-grandwhoever was a werewolf, it doesn’t mean that you will turn furry when the full moon rises.  So don’t try to claim that you understand what it’s like to get two anesthesia-free nose-jobs each month.  Or to grow a tail.  Or to be starving for protein all the damn time.  Or to get shot by hunters (okay, that one hasn’t happened to me, but I know a guy).

I know, it’s cool to be a werewolf these days.  We get awesome(ly bad) movies made about us, and people want to be like us, and it’s very flattering and all, but seriously.  You are a human.  Popularity isn’t worth being a pathetic poser.