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The electricity is people! SORRY I mean fetuses.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 24, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

If a fetus, a human being in an early stage of development, is merely an extension of its mother’s body, then maybe its remains being burned and used to heat hospitals in the UK isn’t that bad.

Actually, it is.  Think about it – would YOU want to be provided energy from a kidney that might have functioned perfectly well, had it been left where it was, or given to someone else?  But no, she wanted that kidney ripped out right away because it was doing exactly what it was supposed to.  Or maybe it wasn’t the best kidney in the world.  Was it killing her?  No.  She just didn’t want it.  So out it went and into the incinerator.  Oh, did you want a kidney?  Do you not have one?  Oh.  Sorry.  Too late.

See what I did there?  There was an adoption metaphor in there.  A very weird one, but yes.  There it is.

Go ahead – call me a weirdo.  At least I’ve never burned the remains of a helpless little baby human.

Oh, but I guess it’s cleaner than burning coal, so that gives them the moral high ground.  Save the trees, kill the people.  Fetuses.  Sorry, not people.  I keep forgetting – my programming wasn’t complete.

When will liberals figure out that the inevitable end of modern progressivism is evil?  All the good intentions in the world cannot make evil un-evil.



Delayed Adulthood

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on June 15, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

Rutgers dipstick psychologist says HBO’s “Girls” are not failing:

“In Girls, what’s happening is that these people are exploring who they are. If they’re at home, or having sex or at a party, they’re so into their own heads, Every interaction and situation is an opportunity for miscommunication. It looks like they’re messing up, but I would say they’re not messing up; what they’re responding to is a need to answer questions about themselves: What’s their place in the world? What works in real life when school is over?”

I tried watching an episode of “Girls.”  It was fairly realistic, if being a low/no-standards slut who’s too good to work in a restaurant because she’s got a liberal arts degree (pfffffft!) and just HAS to live in New York to find herself even though she can’t afford it is realistic.

But let’s not be hard on them.  They’re not “failing” – they’re just retarded*.

If this is the new normal, I’m going to give up on humanity and live in a cave.


*What?  Retarded means slow.

Stupid Women: Stop being terrible people and making the rest of us look like monsters

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 16, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

Yes, I wandered into THAT part of teh Interwebs again and found myself at a website for women.

Generally, I really fucking hate any media geared toward women.   Lifetime TV? Horrific tales of child abduction and abuse that the occasional episode of Designing Women does not make up for.  The View?  All I hear is *cackle cackle SCREEECH*  Jezebel?  Tacky women bitching about the patriarchy trying to control their bodies or some crap.

How can a woman so detest entertainment made specifically for her?  Because it isn’t actually made for me – it’s made for stupid crazy whores by people who either are stupid crazy whores themselves, or believe the majority of women are stupid crazy whores.

This delightful little number about women’s top three sexual fantasies was presumably written by a woman (Tracey COULD be a man’s name, or perhaps a nom de plume) who needs to learn to keep some things to herself.  Women, apparently, most fantasize about the following three scenarios:

1) “He’s a virgin – and you’re Mrs.  Robinson.”

2) “He’s your sex slave.”

3) “You’re abducted by a stranger.”

Let’s address these one by one.

1) You say “The Graduate,” but I think of this.  The author describes that the male in the scenario is supposedly thinking “What will his mom say if she finds out?”  Uh, if a guy is worried about what his mom is gonna think, just how old is he supposed to be?  This is NOT APPEALING.  Oh, and if you like this and you’re a teacher, quit your job.  Now.

Or, maybe I’m just weird for liking fully grown men, or for not getting off on making others uncomfortable by playing immature power games.

2) Yeah, um, change that “he” to a “she” and tell me if it’s still hot.  Most of us wouldn’t put up with this shit from men – can I get some constancy, please? I would hope no one would find it appealing either way, because sexual slavery is not something sane people fantasize about.

Sane people also don’t sit around and plan out shit like this:

“Start by ordering him to do small tasks ‑- get you a drink, fluff up the pillows, give you a foot massage. Don’t ask, order. Make it clear that you are the boss and he is not to misbehave or he’ll be punished (think of a mild punishment beforehand, like spanking him with the wooden spoon). Try to keep an expressionless face. No Are you okay?, Did I hurt you?, Are you sure you’re enjoying this?This isn’t about him ‑- it’s all about you!”

Okay, how many issues can we name here?  Hedonism, narcissism bordering on solipsism… It gets worse, but if you want to read it, you can do so over at iVillage – I ain’t pasting any more of that bullshit here.

3) Ah yes, the rape fantasy.  Honestly, if you find this appealing, please either go to therapy, or find a better therapist.  Although, I will admit I have fantasized about being abducted – and beating the SHIT out of my abductor, thereby saving not only myself but his would-have-been future victims.  Yeah, that’s the Conservative Werewolf kind of abduction fantasy!

Anyone who’s into this crap is a sick puppy, and anyone who would publish this crap should be publicly shamed.  Why on Earth anyone would praise twisted sexual power games is beyond me.  (I thought we were supposed to be promoting equality between the sexes!  Silly me!)  Between this and the junk that passes for rom-coms these days, I’m starting to wonder if people aren’t actively trying to kill romance.

Yeah, werewolves can be romantic.  Humans?  Maybe, but right now y’all are really sucking at it.

Fuck this – I’ma go watch “You’ve Got Mail.”

Want to know how to make a conservative werewolf cry?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on January 31, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

Release Afghani Gitmo prisoners in Afghanistan while our troops are still there.

Yes, the U.S. may release them “as an incentive to bring the Taliban to peace talks.”

Because that won’t (literally) blow up in our troops’ faces.

“The prisoners proposed for transfer include some of the detainees brought to Guantanamo during the initial days and weeks of the U.S. invasion that toppled the Taliban government in Afghanistan in 2001. At least one has been accused in the massacre of thousands of Shiite Muslims in Afghanistan, according to U.S. and other assessments, but none are accused of directly killing Americans.

“‘I don’t think anybody harbors any illusions about it, but I think the position is to at least explore the potential for negotiating with them as a part of this overall resolution of the situation in Afghanistan,’ Clapper said during a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing.”

Depending on what the Afghan government agrees to, these guys  might go to a detention center in Qatar, but Karzai doesn’t want them going directly there because it makes him look bad or something, but he  might agree to send them there if we hand them over to him, or something convoluted like that.

This isn’t definite, and of course is being opposed by congressional Republicans, who cite recidivism stats.  Check out the linked article for more details, and then watch this quick video of a Canadian run school in Afghanistan which features a girls sharing their opinions of the Taliban.

OHDEARGOD, it’s – it’s a… RICK SANTORUM!!!

Posted in 2012 Election with tags , on January 10, 2012 by conservativewerewolf

Rick Santorum: “This whole idea of personal autonomy, well I don’t think most conservatives hold that point of view.”

You ain’t my daddy, Rick.  I don’t need you to tell me what to do.


Missing Weapons from CA Military Base

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on July 30, 2011 by conservativewerewolf

*smacks forehead*

Creepy Safe Schools Czar Out

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on June 21, 2011 by conservativewerewolf

And not a moment too soon.

While Conservative Werewolf disciplines the animal within, Kevin Jennings and GLSEN crew teach teens how to put their fists up each other’s anuses.  Perhaps they use the rationale that the kids are going to do it anyway, and they should be taught how to do it safely…

…wait, what the fuck?  Even werewolves don’t do that shit.  And you humans thought we were a problem!