The electricity is people! SORRY I mean fetuses.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 24, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

If a fetus, a human being in an early stage of development, is merely an extension of its mother’s body, then maybe its remains being burned and used to heat hospitals in the UK isn’t that bad.

Actually, it is.  Think about it – would YOU want to be provided energy from a kidney that might have functioned perfectly well, had it been left where it was, or given to someone else?  But no, she wanted that kidney ripped out right away because it was doing exactly what it was supposed to.  Or maybe it wasn’t the best kidney in the world.  Was it killing her?  No.  She just didn’t want it.  So out it went and into the incinerator.  Oh, did you want a kidney?  Do you not have one?  Oh.  Sorry.  Too late.

See what I did there?  There was an adoption metaphor in there.  A very weird one, but yes.  There it is.

Go ahead – call me a weirdo.  At least I’ve never burned the remains of a helpless little baby human.

Oh, but I guess it’s cleaner than burning coal, so that gives them the moral high ground.  Save the trees, kill the people.  Fetuses.  Sorry, not people.  I keep forgetting – my programming wasn’t complete.

When will liberals figure out that the inevitable end of modern progressivism is evil?  All the good intentions in the world cannot make evil un-evil.


Sometimes You Just Have to Walk Away

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on March 10, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

Which is what former CBS investigative reporter Sharyl Attkisson has done by telling CBS to kiss her ass resigning that position.

Who is Sharyl Attkisson?  She’s probably the reason you knew anything about Operation Fast and Furious (also known as Operation Let’s Sell Drug Runners Guns and Forget to Track Them), and, until recently, the only justification for going to CBS for news.

I have a feeling that “CBS” is the only part of her title that’s changing.  The world needs people dedicated to finding  the truth instead of pushing a narrative (particularly an increasingly moronic one.  Facts, anyone?).  I believe that, with her skills and tenacity, Ms. Attkisson will find employment where not being a tool is considered a good thing.  I also believe that, unless it undergoes significant transformation (evil to good, dark to light, mouthpiece of The Party to news organization), CBS will one day bite the dust.

Ms. A., however, won’t even have to brush it off her shoes.  Best of luck, Sharyl.


Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on February 20, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

What does it mean to be counter-culture?  Counter-culture “is a subculture whose values and norms of behavior differ substantially from those of mainstream society, often in opposition to mainstream cultural mores” (thank you, Wikipedia).  Examples of counter-cultures include Romanticism (1790-1840), Bohemianism (1850-1910), the Beat Generation (1944-1964), dirty Hippies (1964-1974/present-day in academia), and an unnamed group of people who are married with children by 25, such as Olympic gold-medal skier David Wise.

Although, according to NBC, this is termed an “alternative lifestyle.”

Whatever, NBC.  You know what this means – it means people with reasonably traditional values are now counter culture, and, by definition, just a little too cool for you.

Anyone else feeling like ditching NBC?  Who needs a TV package, anyway?  Fight the power! :P

Rape Culture

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on February 5, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

You may be surprised to learn that we in the United States are living in a “rape culture.”  Chances are, you don’t have any friggin’ idea what “rape culture” is, especially if you have good taste in friends and don’t have a Facebook feed full of liberal-progressive bullshit.

Apparently, “rape culture” is not defined as a culture in which rape is considered acceptable (last I checked, we had laws against that).  No, no.  “Rape culture” means that people say things in casual conversation that could be interpreted by a feminist (or other crazy person) as “victim-blaming” or otherwise “normalizing” rape, such as:

  • “I think I’ll reserve judgment until I hear both sides.”
  • “Maybe, but I don’t know what evidence has been presented.”
  • “And that’s why we don’t walk down dark alleyways at two-thirty in the morning while inebriated.”

According to proponents of this moronic concept, even considering the possibility that a self-declared victim might be “misremembering” the details of her (alleged) assault makes you part of the problem.  This, I suppose means that investigations into allegations of rape are in actuality “victim shaming.”  (What the hell do we need detectives for? Just believe her and toss the guy in jail!  What’s DNA? Swabs are SO invasive!) Never mind that sometimes, people lie.  And that women are people.  And that sometimes lies are about rape.

Remember the Duke lacrosse team rape case?  Yeah, she lied.  And everyone who believed her just because ended up feeling pretty stupid.  Unless they didn’t have enough sense to feel stupid.  Hey, at least they weren’t contributing to “rape culture” by waiting to see the evidence against all those “potential rapists” (liberal for “men”).

Oh, and don’t try to learn from someone else’s mistake.  Good Lord.  You will be virtually beaten online.

This is reason #36 why I hate feminism.  There is legitimate misogyny in this world.  There are children being sold into sex slavery.  There are movie stars who still proclaim admiration for Roman Polanski (who plead guilty to the charge of “unlawful sexual intercourse” with a 13 year old girl).  The presumption of innocence until an accused party has been proven guilty or admitted guilt is not misogyny – it is a foundation of our legal system that keeps us from being thrown in jail just because someone in power doesn’t like us.  It protects idiot feminists as well as the rest of us.

For the record, in reference to the much-discussed rape-allegation of the moment, I am inclined to believe Dylan Farrow.  Woody Allen weirds me the fuck out, and has for years.  Of course, my personal feelings aren’t enough to convict him.  They are enough, however, for me to decide never to pay money to watch any of his movies or support him in any way.  If that’s not good enough for those who claim we live in a “rape culture” simply because the pursuit of truth requires evidence, too bad.

The Celebrated Art of Shaking Your Ass – I Mean, Singing

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on January 27, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

Beyonce.  You have a great butt.  That doesn’t mean I want to see that much of it.

I know, I’m a curmudgeon.  “You can’t give a good vocal performance without giving a lap dance in a revealing outfit, you know.  And a truly inspired performance requires grotesque facial expressions,” said the modern western world, which, I hear, used to put out some pretty impressive art, literature and music.  Now it just puts out.

I would like to see more big-name female singers act as if they expect to be taken seriously without wearing thong-type getups in front of other people.  But perhaps, in  Beyonce and Miley’s defense, that expectation would be unreasonable; maybe quality is boring and needs a little used-to-be/should-be taboo behavior to spice it up.  [Or, in Miley's case, maybe quality is too difficult to achieve.  I don't know - maybe she sucks on purpose, like most pop singers these days, who want to sound modern or distinctive or nasal-as-fuck for no good reason.]

Why can’t women just sing songs?  Why can’t we just be happy with them singing songs?  Why do we need them to degrade themselves??

I remember learning about this feminism thing in school.  I thought back then that it was about equality.  It turns out it’s about providing males with the most explicit images of ourselves we can conjure (don’t freak – it’s ART), so they’ll pay attention to us, oh God, please, just pay attention to us – but don’t be OBVIOUS about staring at our boobs, you pigs! …all the while insisting that it’s just another form of self-expression, and how dare you question our motives.

Girls, I don’t care if you look like Beyonce or Lena Dunham or Jay Leno: Stop.  You can display your talents and be successful and sassy and whatever else you want without behaving like the world is your own personal pornography.  Have some standards.  They don’t have to be that high, but they could easily be higher.  Just do art and stop begging us to look at your asses by acting in such a way that NO ONE CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT YOUR ART ANYMORE because they’re all talking about your ass because you won’t stop mooning us.  You don’t have to try that hard!  If you have an ass, people will look.  Trying too hard isn’t sexy – it’s repulsive, pathetic and degrading.


Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on January 8, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

Ugh, that patriarchal misogynistic Facebook, censoring women’s breasts.  Let’s all get offended.

Some twit at HuffPo is on a rant about how men can go topless but it’s “shameful” (darn right) for women to do so.  And blaming Facebook is in there somewhere, like Facebook should be on the forefront of this retarded movement for nipple equality.

Somewhere, in a darkened office a man in an expensive chair is pressing his fingertips together and cackling at modern society’s stupidity.  “They’re going for it!  Of course, I knew they would.  They always do.  Soon, there will be women’s nipples EVERYWHERE!”

Which, I guess some people think would be a good thing.  Not I, naturally.  If it becomes the norm for women’s nipples to be displayed (in ads and in real life), then seeing them becomes the expectation.  Then we’ll have males who feel even MORE entitled than they do already and I’m gonna have to bail my future daughters out of jail for blackening some jackasses eyes.  Which they will totally have deserved, not for requesting to see more boobage, but for telling my girls at some stupid college party that they should bare them for all to see because it’s normal.  And of course I will be bailing my girls out, not some chivalrous man who stepped in to do the punching for them, because you can hardly find one of those these days.  I fear for the future.

Like every stupid liberal [redundancy - I apologize] idea, this will blow up in everyone’s face.  This is why I am not okay with “Oh, you know, you do you.  Whatever.”  Well, sometimes I am, but not when stupid ideas turn in to big movements, which is what people are trying to do with this by whining on Facebook that it’s unfair and sexist and blah blah blah, totally ignoring the fact of who will benefit most from this: dudes [and I guess lesbians, but they already have them, so I dunno.  I should probably ask a lesbian. *mental note*].

Camille Paglia Tells It Like It Is

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on December 29, 2013 by conservativewerewolf

Were I gay and a few decades older, I would consider Camille Paglia my soulmate for this quote alone:

“[Western society's current elite class doesn't] think in military ways, so there’s this illusion out there that people are basically nice, people are basically kind, if we’re just nice and benevolent to everyone they’ll be nice too. They literally don’t have any sense of evil or criminality.”

What I have been muttering in my cave for YEARS, heretic weirdo liberal Paglia says in the WSJ, and thank goodness – I was about to have a fucking conniption.  I have never suffered fools well, and the naive outlook adopted not only by squirrel-feeding hippies but also by “worldly” assholes is so moronic I have begun wondering if there might be something in the water.  How else can we explain the apparent lack of survival instincts among so many in our enlightened progressive society?

Yes, convenience, comfort and complacency.  But even so, we have true crime crap on TV 24/7.  Mass-murderers’ identities are household names.  What the hell is wrong with everyone?  Am I a nut to be so concerned?

Paglia wouldn’t think so:

“The results, she says, can be seen in everything from the dysfunction in Washington (where politicians ‘lack practical skills of analysis and construction’) to what women wear. ‘So many women don’t realize how vulnerable they are by what they’re doing on the street,’ she says, referring to women who wear sexy clothes.”

Oooooh, she went there, didn’t she?  Let’s all get offended!

Or, we could acknowledge that if you can’t hide a decent weapon under your clothes, you’re not wearing enough.  And if your baton is in the thigh-high boots you’re wearing with hot pants, you might as well paint a target on your ass.  Just sayin’.

“When she has made this point in the past, Ms. Paglia—who dresses in androgynous jackets and slacks—has been told that she believes ‘women are at fault for their own victimization.’ Nonsense, she says. ‘I believe that every person, male and female, needs to be in a protective mode at all times of alertness to potential danger. The world is full of potential attacks, potential disasters.’ She calls it “street-smart feminism.”

OMG, a liberal who makes sense!  What is this world coming to???

Everyone needs to go read this article now, especially this part:

“By her lights, things only get worse in higher education. ‘This PC gender politics thing—the way gender is being taught in the universities—in a very anti-male way, it’s all about neutralization of maleness.’ The result: Upper-middle-class men who are ‘intimidated’ and ‘can’t say anything. . . . They understand the agenda.’”

It’s like she knows my life!  I am so f’ing tired of having bigger balls than most men.  I don’t even understand how feminists can engage in male-bashing these days – it’s not very sensitive to put the poor little things down like that.

I can’t even.  It just keeps getting better, even though the topic is the decline of western civilization, which everyone seems to sense, and speak of as if it’s inevitable.  Not everyone, however, seems to understand why it’s happening, which of course is the key to stopping and reversing it.  Paglia gets it.  No wonder she gets so much hate from self-satisfied liberals who have “it all” (nothing at all) figured out.


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