Feminists Promoting Weak Women

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on June 9, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

No, don’t learn to defend yourself against potential attackers – teach men not to rape.

Yeah, someone once tried to teach me pre-calculus.  Didn’t stick.  Guess my brain doesn’t work that way.  Or maybe I just didn’t give two shits.

Miss Nevada is taking hits on Twitter for suggesting that women should consider learning to physically defend themselves to prevent rape.

A modern-day warrior princess, Nia Sanchez will kick your ass if you try to fuck with her.  You have been warned.

A modern-day warrior princess, Nia Sanchez will kick your ass if you try to fuck with her. You have been warned.

The liberal responses were oh so predictable, as liberal “thought” has been in a swirling-down-the-toilet nose dive for the last several decades.

The next time some twit tweets that we should substitute “teaching men not to rape” (as if that will guarantee the desired outcome) for making smart decisions, using common sense, and learning how to kick ass, ask what she plans to do in the meantime.  Because some people are slow learners.   We don’t all learn in the same way.  So, while these teachers (whoever they may be) are trying to work out a way to reach multiple-conviction (misunderstood) Marcus with the “don’t rape” message, how will said twit keep herself safe?

Seriously, do they expect this master plan to work instantaneously?  Even if it COULD work with 100% success (and what stupid liberal plan ever does?), there will be some length of time between now and implementation and another length of time between implementation and complete success.

Also, let’s ask – what is the plan, exactly?  How do we teach people not to rape?  Should we adopt a Vygotskyan educational theory, or revisit Piaget?  To what degree should we teach visually? Auditorily? (Personally, I prefer kinesthetically – to the nose.  BAM, motherfucker!).  Will this education be mandatory?  How will we ensure full compliance by those not in the school system?  (I know! A “don’t rape” version of sexual harassment e-learning!  Available at your local library and for download to the device of your choice!)

I fucking hate feminism.

Even Xena is fed up with this shit.

Even Xena is fed up with this shit.

 

 

 

 

But he looks so cuddly

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 12, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

Harvard is hosting a “Satanic mass,” for all of you who are dying to establish a close personal relationship with Christianity’s number one symbol of evil – the murderer of kittens himself, Satan.

I see this as a niche thing, and where better to spend resources on something like five people care about than a college campus?  Hell, set up a table at the student involvement fair, and soon enough maybe eight of you will don peripheral-vision-eliminating robes in a circle while chanting eerily (ooh, so creepy, lol!).

If only that’s all it was.  Basically, Satanists (or these attention whores who call themselves Satanists – somehow I think real Satanists prefer to sit incognito at street cafes, sipping cappuccinos while thinking smugly how deluded the rest of us are not to have figured out where true power lies) are the biggest assholes in the universe.  Who else would look at someone’s religion, think, “I don’t so much dig that, but the evil guy, the one who tries to get the good guy to off himself, he seems kinda cool,” and then start a new religion specifically to counter the one centered around that nice guy who keeps helping people, regardless of their wealth or social standing?

No one but a big fucking asshole.

And now, just to out-asshole-themselves, they’re jacking a Catholic mass and making it all dark and evil (you know, like, cooler).  Why?  Can’t they come up with their own ceremonies?  These must be the least creative people in the world.  They’re like writers of bad fanfiction who won’t stop spamming you for comments.  Except these ivy league douchebags didn’t even create this parody themselves – apparently, it was performed back in the Dark Ages.  Being old, it’s now a classic, and worthy of study.  If only the Bible had such status among the hallowed halls of Harvard*.

This is clearly a cry for help.  These people’s parents need to put them in a time out and not let them hang out with each other anymore (you know what happens when a bunch of assholes get together – I’ll let you come up with an image for that).

*Here’s a fun idea for a poll – go to a college that isn’t affiliated with a religion and find out how many religion professors actually believe in any of the religions they study (feminist/neo-Marxist/post-modern reinterpretations do not count).

 

The electricity is people! SORRY I mean fetuses.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 24, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

If a fetus, a human being in an early stage of development, is merely an extension of its mother’s body, then maybe its remains being burned and used to heat hospitals in the UK isn’t that bad.

Actually, it is.  Think about it – would YOU want to be provided energy from a kidney that might have functioned perfectly well, had it been left where it was, or given to someone else?  But no, she wanted that kidney ripped out right away because it was doing exactly what it was supposed to.  Or maybe it wasn’t the best kidney in the world.  Was it killing her?  No.  She just didn’t want it.  So out it went and into the incinerator.  Oh, did you want a kidney?  Do you not have one?  Oh.  Sorry.  Too late.

See what I did there?  There was an adoption metaphor in there.  A very weird one, but yes.  There it is.

Go ahead – call me a weirdo.  At least I’ve never burned the remains of a helpless little baby human.

Oh, but I guess it’s cleaner than burning coal, so that gives them the moral high ground.  Save the trees, kill the people.  Fetuses.  Sorry, not people.  I keep forgetting – my programming wasn’t complete.

When will liberals figure out that the inevitable end of modern progressivism is evil?  All the good intentions in the world cannot make evil un-evil.

 

Sometimes You Just Have to Walk Away

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on March 10, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

Which is what former CBS investigative reporter Sharyl Attkisson has done by telling CBS to kiss her ass resigning that position.

Who is Sharyl Attkisson?  She’s probably the reason you knew anything about Operation Fast and Furious (also known as Operation Let’s Sell Drug Runners Guns and Forget to Track Them), and, until recently, the only justification for going to CBS for news.

I have a feeling that “CBS” is the only part of her title that’s changing.  The world needs people dedicated to finding  the truth instead of pushing a narrative (particularly an increasingly moronic one.  Facts, anyone?).  I believe that, with her skills and tenacity, Ms. Attkisson will find employment where not being a tool is considered a good thing.  I also believe that, unless it undergoes significant transformation (evil to good, dark to light, mouthpiece of The Party to news organization), CBS will one day bite the dust.

Ms. A., however, won’t even have to brush it off her shoes.  Best of luck, Sharyl.

Counter-Culture

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on February 20, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

What does it mean to be counter-culture?  Counter-culture “is a subculture whose values and norms of behavior differ substantially from those of mainstream society, often in opposition to mainstream cultural mores” (thank you, Wikipedia).  Examples of counter-cultures include Romanticism (1790-1840), Bohemianism (1850-1910), the Beat Generation (1944-1964), dirty Hippies (1964-1974/present-day in academia), and an unnamed group of people who are married with children by 25, such as Olympic gold-medal skier David Wise.

Although, according to NBC, this is termed an “alternative lifestyle.”

Whatever, NBC.  You know what this means – it means people with reasonably traditional values are now counter culture, and, by definition, just a little too cool for you.

Anyone else feeling like ditching NBC?  Who needs a TV package, anyway?  Fight the power! :P

Rape Culture

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on February 5, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

You may be surprised to learn that we in the United States are living in a “rape culture.”  Chances are, you don’t have any friggin’ idea what “rape culture” is, especially if you have good taste in friends and don’t have a Facebook feed full of liberal-progressive bullshit.

Apparently, “rape culture” is not defined as a culture in which rape is considered acceptable (last I checked, we had laws against that).  No, no.  “Rape culture” means that people say things in casual conversation that could be interpreted by a feminist (or other crazy person) as “victim-blaming” or otherwise “normalizing” rape, such as:

  • “I think I’ll reserve judgment until I hear both sides.”
  • “Maybe, but I don’t know what evidence has been presented.”
  • “And that’s why we don’t walk down dark alleyways at two-thirty in the morning while inebriated.”

According to proponents of this moronic concept, even considering the possibility that a self-declared victim might be “misremembering” the details of her (alleged) assault makes you part of the problem.  This, I suppose means that investigations into allegations of rape are in actuality “victim shaming.”  (What the hell do we need detectives for? Just believe her and toss the guy in jail!  What’s DNA? Swabs are SO invasive!) Never mind that sometimes, people lie.  And that women are people.  And that sometimes lies are about rape.

Remember the Duke lacrosse team rape case?  Yeah, she lied.  And everyone who believed her just because ended up feeling pretty stupid.  Unless they didn’t have enough sense to feel stupid.  Hey, at least they weren’t contributing to “rape culture” by waiting to see the evidence against all those “potential rapists” (liberal for “men”).

Oh, and don’t try to learn from someone else’s mistake.  Good Lord.  You will be virtually beaten online.

This is reason #36 why I hate feminism.  There is legitimate misogyny in this world.  There are children being sold into sex slavery.  There are movie stars who still proclaim admiration for Roman Polanski (who plead guilty to the charge of “unlawful sexual intercourse” with a 13 year old girl).  The presumption of innocence until an accused party has been proven guilty or admitted guilt is not misogyny – it is a foundation of our legal system that keeps us from being thrown in jail just because someone in power doesn’t like us.  It protects idiot feminists as well as the rest of us.

For the record, in reference to the much-discussed rape-allegation of the moment, I am inclined to believe Dylan Farrow.  Woody Allen weirds me the fuck out, and has for years.  Of course, my personal feelings aren’t enough to convict him.  They are enough, however, for me to decide never to pay money to watch any of his movies or support him in any way.  If that’s not good enough for those who claim we live in a “rape culture” simply because the pursuit of truth requires evidence, too bad.

The Celebrated Art of Shaking Your Ass – I Mean, Singing

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on January 27, 2014 by conservativewerewolf

Beyonce.  You have a great butt.  That doesn’t mean I want to see that much of it.

I know, I’m a curmudgeon.  “You can’t give a good vocal performance without giving a lap dance in a revealing outfit, you know.  And a truly inspired performance requires grotesque facial expressions,” said the modern western world, which, I hear, used to put out some pretty impressive art, literature and music.  Now it just puts out.

I would like to see more big-name female singers act as if they expect to be taken seriously without wearing thong-type getups in front of other people.  But perhaps, in  Beyonce and Miley’s defense, that expectation would be unreasonable; maybe quality is boring and needs a little used-to-be/should-be taboo behavior to spice it up.  [Or, in Miley's case, maybe quality is too difficult to achieve.  I don't know - maybe she sucks on purpose, like most pop singers these days, who want to sound modern or distinctive or nasal-as-fuck for no good reason.]

Why can’t women just sing songs?  Why can’t we just be happy with them singing songs?  Why do we need them to degrade themselves??

I remember learning about this feminism thing in school.  I thought back then that it was about equality.  It turns out it’s about providing males with the most explicit images of ourselves we can conjure (don’t freak – it’s ART), so they’ll pay attention to us, oh God, please, just pay attention to us – but don’t be OBVIOUS about staring at our boobs, you pigs! …all the while insisting that it’s just another form of self-expression, and how dare you question our motives.

Girls, I don’t care if you look like Beyonce or Lena Dunham or Jay Leno: Stop.  You can display your talents and be successful and sassy and whatever else you want without behaving like the world is your own personal pornography.  Have some standards.  They don’t have to be that high, but they could easily be higher.  Just do art and stop begging us to look at your asses by acting in such a way that NO ONE CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT YOUR ART ANYMORE because they’re all talking about your ass because you won’t stop mooning us.  You don’t have to try that hard!  If you have an ass, people will look.  Trying too hard isn’t sexy – it’s repulsive, pathetic and degrading.

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